Turning Women Into Weapons...

Well...What can I say...I was flabbergasted!
The wife comes home from work and tell me the news.
Jesus...They're turning women into weapons...OH! GOD!

Well..Cannons to be more precise...that shoot babies...eek...

O.K. I'll take off my drama queen knitted cap...but just for a moment.

Apparently, Natural birth is a thing of the past.

My wife works as a midwife and she said that Doctors (capitalized and bold in order to help Doctor readers maintain their over-inflated egos) are in such a hurry these days that they give women an infusion that literally "shoots" the baby out like a cannon ball while ripping the bits concerned as a bonus. And all this without a safety net. (Brave babies)

She said it's called "Induction" so I presume there is some sort of cult ceremony involved too.

I didn't ask...

Also, the local anesthetic used to numb the lower half of these weapons of self-destruction has become a standard practice.

As for cesarean sections...well...they are now all the rage.

In fact...they are recommended as a safe option...with a few scare tactics..of course.

So if you see a blood-covered baby cruising past you on the motorway...it's not a terrorist attack...They just forgot to close the window of the maternity ward at the local hospital...

Later...