Keep Your Friends Close...

...And Your Enemies Even Closer...

Don't give me a big fat pain in my crotch!

Who wrote that garbage and am I supposed
to pause silently with glazed eyes and contemplate
such codswollop...NO!

If somebody is takin' the piss then it doesn't matter
what name they go by, they are not my friends...
So they can feck off...
And if they are my enemies then they can feck off
even further and shaggin' well stay there!!!

I'll tell you who invented this pseudo Buddhist kinder-egg
philosophy...Shall I?

It was those cunts who walk around thinking they are
cleverer than the rest of us or those who want to control
the little shit-shoveling minions through fear.

Well, I'll tell you what...you ain't clever...

And if someone tries to quote another one of those sayings
in order to control the situation or provide a flash of
enlightenment, I'll tell them to lodge it up the darkest
recesses of their airtight bung holes.

And as for new years resolutions...the EU has already made
the choice for me by taking away my cigarette liberties.
The ding-dongs were more than happy to make extortionate
taxes for the last century but now that it's hurting their pockets
they suddenly ban them...Makes one feel like a slut!

How much prozac and valium were consumed by over-stressed
moms this Christmas? Phooey, stinky chemical mass produced
drugs...and they deny me my puff?!?

Open your eyes folks...they have you over the table and you do
it smiling all the time...
We gotta stop playing whore to the powers that be and start making
decisions for ourselves.

Speaking of extortion...My health insurance...but that's another story...

Later...